Camping FAIL

File under EFFETE.

Scroll down.  6.5lb.  Fer crissakes, you're CAMPING.  For that much weight, you could have a week of freeze-dried food.  Toss in a bottle of Camp Coffee concentrate and call it done.  It's good enough for the Gordon Highlanders and the Coldstream Guards, and it's bloody well good enough for ye, laddie, unless you're some kind o' limp-wristed nancy-boy.

We apologize for the inconvenience

I just drained everyone's sinuses with what was supposed to be a mild, creamy curry.  First-time heat calibration problem with a new curry paste...

Oh, the curry paste?  Tiger, Tiger brand Kashmiri curry paste.