GM (the universe): OK, you just made yourself a bowl of soup. Now what?
Me: Well, I eat it.
GM: You eat it? Make a skill roll.
Me: You're kidding me. A skill roll to eat soup?
GM: Just make the roll.
Me: OK, OK ... [mutters] [rolls]
Me: Uh ... I just rolled a 1.
GM: Ha! Uh, one second. What kind of soup was it again?
Me: Tom yum kung. Thai hot-and-sour prawn soup. With fried peanuts.
GM: Ha! OK, here's what happens. You inhale a piece of peanut.
Me: I choke on a peanut?
GM: No. You cough it up, but in the process of coughing it up, you cough spicy Thai hot-and-sour soup all the way up into your nose and sinuses.
[much coughing, sneezing, sputtering and gasping ensues]
Me: ... You jerk. I suppose you thought that was funny.
GM: Hey, don't look at me, it was your roll and your soup.