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March 10th, 2008

unixronin: GENERIC ICON (black and white) (ICON)
Monday, March 10th, 2008 08:52 pm

GM (the universe):  OK, you just made yourself a bowl of soup.  Now what?

Me:  Well, I eat it.

GM:  You eat it?  Make a skill roll.

Me:  You're kidding me.  A skill roll to eat soup?

GM:  Just make the roll.

Me:  OK, OK ...  [mutters]  [rolls]

Me:  Uh ... I just rolled a 1.

GM:  Ha!  Uh, one second.  What kind of soup was it again?

Me:  Tom yum kung.  Thai hot-and-sour prawn soup.  With fried peanuts.

GM:  Ha!  OK, here's what happens.  You inhale a piece of peanut.

Me:  I choke on a peanut?

GM:  No. You cough it up, but in the process of coughing it up, you cough spicy Thai hot-and-sour soup all the way up into your nose and sinuses.

[much coughing, sneezing, sputtering and gasping ensues]

Me:  ... You jerk.  I suppose you thought that was funny.

GM:  Hey, don't look at me, it was your roll and your soup.

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