In other news ...

[unixronin]

...Wen the Eternally Surprised, at 17.5 months, has mastered the art of climbing over the expanding child-safety gate to get into the kitchen, a feat never achieved by her bigger sister, the Dread Pirate Bignum (now 3.5 years old).  Her technique is interesting: she climbs the latticework to the top of the gate, rolls over the top of the gate, then grabs the edge of the counter and does a modified gate-vault dismount.  She has not yet been seen to fall, either.

As cymrullewes said, "We are in so much trouble now."