Mad Stylin'! .... NOT.

[unixronin]

"Yo, dude check out mah crazy pimped ride! I gots da style and da bling! I be mad stylin', yo!"

NEWS FLASH:

Putting chrome spinners on your otherwise completely stock, distinctively baby-poop colored Ford Aerostar Town & Country minivan¹ does not, in fact, make you an arbiter of hip-hop fashion or make anyone think you're the New Master of Highway Bling Style.

(As a matter of fact, about all it does is make you look like a complete prat.)

[1]  Seen on the way to the Dread Pirate Bignum's school this morning.

Comments

[fatcook.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure which is worse: the mini-van or the 6 year old sedan with the bondo fender, (as seen every morning in my work parking lot).

[mazianni.livejournal.com]

What you really need with that is the purple lights along the undercarriage. Yeah, boy!

[plutosonium.livejournal.com]

Maybe they were ironic spinners.

Somebody in marketing needs to be fired

[bfudlmint.livejournal.com]

I know that the names used for colors can't be boring like bron, yellow, white, black but no wonder Ford is losing marketshare if the best they can oome up with for brown is "baby poop"


F.Y.I. tounge firmily planted in cheek.