"What just went 'boom' in the kitchen?"

[unixronin]

"What just went 'Boom' in the kitchen?" cymrullewes asked as she put the Kitchenaid mixer back in the pantry.  I looked behind her and saw nothing but Wen the Eternally Surprised lying on the floor.

"Well," I said, "there's a small person on the floor behind you...."

"No," she said, "a real 'Boom'.  Something just went 'Boom' in the kitchen.  Near the oven."

So I opened the oven...

"Oh no," said cymrullewes.  "I forgot to prick them!"

I know geeks are supposed to like blowing things up, and women are supposed to like cooking, but I'm not so sure combining the two is such a good idea....

(Eggplant.  It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.)

Comments

Eggplant popcorn!

[rain-manpnw.livejournal.com]

Y'know ...

eggplants have a _lot_ of water in them. This might be one way the get a drier product.

I think it would also make peeling easier.

Re: Eggplant popcorn!

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

I'll say. Self-eviscerating eggplant. Sort of like crossing them with sea cucumbers, except without the development cost or the truck-tire texture.