Pizza

[unixronin]

Just suppose you were to develop a mania for pizza.  Expensive order-out pizza.  You eat it for every meal, morning, noon and night.  You have to get a dumpster for the empty pizza boxes, and you max out your credit cards buying the stuff and can't keep up with the payments, to the extent that your bank cancels the cards, repossesses your car, and garnishees your paycheck.

Would that be the Towering Lien of Pizza?

Comments

[7leaguebootdisk.livejournal.com]

You are a bad man.

:-)

[technoshaman.livejournal.com]

Boo. BOOOOO! Was that ever a cheesy pun. Be careful with it, it might just mushroom into something awful and crusty. Especially if a saucy wench gets hold of it. It might get you a pie in the face.

[yndy.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure tagging that as humor condemns you to the 5th circle of Hell, with the rest of the punsters!

*ooooooooooooow*

:P

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

o/" I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints -
The sinners have much more fun o/"

-- Billy Joel

[olafthunderfoot.livejournal.com]

~groans loudly~

[micheinnz.livejournal.com]

Augh!

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[bbullock.livejournal.com]

Seriously, man, you legit need more hobbies.