Pirate code, from midiamin:
main(int arrrrrrgc, char **arrrrrrgv)
awk '{printf("%d%d%d%d\n",1,0,0,0)}'
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select 'Arrrrgghhh!' from dual;
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awk '{printf("%d%d%d%d\n",1,0,0,0)}'
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main( ) {
printf("Arrrgh, you blackheart!");
}