Avast, ye sea dogs!

[unixronin]

Shiver me timbers, matey, today do be Talk Like A Pirate Day again!  Dave Barry do be approvin' of it, so you can manage it too!  If ye be in Blighty, ye might lend a piratical hand to the grand buccaneers at yarr.org, who do be sendin' what dubloons they can plunder to the Marie Curie Cancer Cure.  If not, well, there do be booty a-plenty to be pillagin' and stowin' in yer sea chest.  So get ye on the account, handsomely now, and if anybody do be threatenin' ye with a rope's end over it ..... we'll keelhaul the scurvy knaves!