No, I'm not channelling Terry Pratchett. This Thud had an Ouch after it. I was up unable to sleep last night, and on my way to the kitchen for a glass of milk I ran my left¹ foot into the Dyson vacuum cleaner in the dark, stumbled, and proceeded to smack my face hard on the top of the handle, ripping the inside of my upper lip open on my teeth.
[1] Naturally.