"I meant to do that."

Remember all the jokes about secret "crash on command" or "crash frequency" settings in Windows?

Turns out, in Windows XP at least, there is one......

So there

Six weeks and two days ago, I had bilateral knee replacement surgery.

Today, I GOT OUT MY MOUNTAIN BIKE and went twice up and down the road outside the house.

Stuff that in yer pipe and smoke it, Universe.