... the subject of titles came up on a mailing list: Titles from some long-ago title generator meme. Plug in some stuff, it spewed a list of titles.
This was my list:
Horseradish Thanatos Tekiahyn the Just, Brother Railgun of Reason, Pasha of The Right Side of Atomic Fusion, Representative of Invincible Sand Castles, Marquis of Wee Ceramic Kittens, Sheriff of Random Acts of Violence, Führer of The Meritorious Order of Seal Clubbing, Colonel of The Ministry of Karaoke Bars, Pope of Cannibalistic Rituals to the Glory of Naked Chick Magazines, Director of Satanic Altars of Bone, Dragon of The Left Side of Poon Appreciation, Knight of The National Association for the Advancement of Procrastination, Bondman of Christopher Walken, Czar of Quantum Mechanics, Umpire of The Choctaw Nation, Offender of the Faith.