"We're from the government, and ..."

"... we're apparently incapable of even helping ourselves, except to the contents of your wallet."

According to a report released by the Inspector General of the Justice Department yesterday, over a 44 month period starting in 2002 the FBI reported 160 laptops and 160 weapons as lost or stolen.

"[...] one of the laptops stolen from the FBI's Quantico Laboratory Division contained "names, addresses, and telephone numbers of FBI personnel."  Others contained unknown information that could be classified.  Most of the missing laptops were lost, not stolen."

Flashbacks really suck.

That is all.