You heard it here first: Sexes for sale.

Yes, I said sexes, not sex.  I received spam that appears at first sight to be selling genetic engineering kits!

The following was trapped by DSPAM:

Rating	From	Subject
78%	"Walter" <geoffrey@psychologen.biz>	She wants a better sex? All you need's here!

Seagoon:  Segregate the sinful sexes!  Maestro, music, if you please.

Bloodnok:  WAIT!  How many sexes are there?

Seagoon:  Why ... two, of course.

Bloodnok:  It's NOT ENOUGH, I say!  ...You must go out at once and order some more.

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