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January 16th, 2006

unixronin: Pissed-off avatar (Pissed off)
Monday, January 16th, 2006 11:22 am

Email exchange (names etc. changed to protect the, um, guilty):

Recruiter:  "I am recruiting for XXX company for a short-term entry-level contract [several states away] requiring in-depth experience with product YYY.  Please send me your Word-formatted resume and fill out and return the attached questionnaire...."

Me:  "Thanks, but I have no experience whatsoever with product YYY.  In any case, I am not currently available for short-term entry-level contracts requiring relocation."

Recruiter:  "There is nothing attached to your email.[1]  Please send me your Word-formatted resume and fill out and return the attached questionnaire...."

No shit?!?  Learn to READ ENGLISH, you imbecile!


[1] Emphasis mine.

unixronin: Galen the technomage, from Babylon 5: Crusade (Default)
Monday, January 16th, 2006 05:57 pm

For the past 12 years, I've had a Braun FlavorSelect coffeemaker.  It did a great job, made good coffee, made decent tea, and had nice features like a replaceable zeolite water filter in the water tank.  About a week ago, it stopped brewing.

Well, I fussed with it some, restarted the cycle, and it brewed a pot.  Then stopped again the next day.  We tried restarting it several times with no success, ran some dilute vinegar solution through it, tried to brew again, no joy.  Ran a full tank of straight white vinegar through it, at the end of which water seemed to be flowing fairly freely.  Tried to brew again ... no go.  I tried to take it apart to see if something internal was clogged, but it turns out you cannot disassemble it without removing one deeply-recessed screw with a special 3-lobed head.  Clearly, Braun does not intend it to ever be end-user serviced.  So, we started looking around for a replacement.

Turns out I can buy a new FlavorSelect online for about $50.  However, Costco had a Mr. Coffee FTX20 12-cup coffeemaker for $35.  We have a perfectly good spare carafe and two "permanent" filters for the Braun, though, so if price was close, we'd be better off with the Braun.  I wasn't sure about buying a Mr. Coffee, but then we found we had a $10 off coupon from Costco, making it half the price of the Braun.  So yesterday, we went to Costco to (among other things) look at the Mr. Coffee model.

There's a few differences.  Its front-panel clock is an analog LCD instead of digital; but it's backlit unlike the Braun's, and is also used as a timer to show how long ago the coffee was brewed.  It only keeps the coffee warm for two hours, not four, and only has two flavor settings ("regular" and "strong"); but the temperature of the carafe warmer is adjustable, and the water tank level is easier to see and can be read from both sides.  It uses a basket-type filter, not a cone, so it wouldn't take the filters that fit the Braun; but it does come with a permanent filter included.  It doesn't have a 3-month zeolite filter in the water tank, but does come with a 1-month activated-carbon filter that goes under the showerhead (and we use prefiltered water in it anyway).

The big cosmetic issue was that while the coupon showed a black coffeemaker, all the boxes we could see were white ones.  Sure, white appliances look nice ....when they're new.  But white plastic invariably yellows with age, which is why if I have to buy a plastic appliance, I try to buy it in black.  We thought about going to ask one of the staff ... I looked all aroung the display, even lifting up boxes to look into the middle of the stack, and ... wait a minute!  There, down on the bottom layer, in the middle of the stack, was one single FTX23, in black.

So now we are coffee-enabled again.  Auf wiedersehen, Herr Braun; hello, Mr. Coffee.

And you know what?  It makes pretty good coffee, too.  And that's the important thing.

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