I perform the Ritual of Preparation in Thy caffeinated Name! I preheat the filter as has been Written, and lo, I charge it with the freshly and properly ground Bean of purest Kona, and pack the grounds in the prescribed manner. I genuflect before Thy perfect crema, I worship the concentrated flavorfulness of Thy beanly exudations! The holy song of thy steam nozzle filleth the void, and the aroma of the Extract doth perfuse the room. Jumpstart my metabolism, O Great Deity of Espresso from whence floweth the sacred Double Cappucino, that I shall not be drowsy when I go forth unto the world to do thy Works!
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