Quite apropos of nothing, it has just occurred to me that I can no longer play hunkerhauser.* I can't get my left foot under me to squat.
Well, foo.
* It's a Viking game not grossly unlike a tug-of-war, but emphasizing balance and strategy instead of brute strength. You play it with twelve feet of rope and two flat rocks or boards. The objective, rather than to pull your opponent(s) across a line, is to end up with all the rope in your hands without falling off your rock.