Felicitations and greetings to Pope Golgotha Pierced the Zeroth,

also hight ilcylic, upon the occasion of this eight-and-twentieth observance of the portentous anniversary of His entrance unto this world of sinners and faithless heathens, and others who are as naught in His sight. Bow ye all and show respect before His Most August Ogrishness, lest he kick thy ass.

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