3 out of 4 Klingons say "The King is a Fink!"

"A good war is based on honor, not deception.  The First Warrior, President Bush, deceived us all with this war."

-- K'tok, i.e. Clyde Lewis, an Oregonian Klingon.  An in-depth poll of eight warrior-race members purchasing "Trekkies 2" revealed that 75% support Mr Kerry and 25% plan to vote for Satan.

Willamette Week Online, September 22nd, as quoted in The Economist, October 2nd issue,"On The Trail."

(Ganked shamelessly from arkini.  Minor punctuation corrections mine.)