Put your hands up and step away from the burrito!

[unixronin]

fruitylips found this AP report of a Clovis, NM school locked down for two hours, with police snipers on the rooftops, because a student brought a thirty-inch steak burrito to school as part of an extra-credit assignment.

This is, of course, utterly ridiculous.

Now if, on the other hand, it had been a thirty-inch BEAN burrito ......

Comments

[yndy.livejournal.com]

a) all burritos have beans, if they're any good

b) as I replied in a different friend's LJ who posted this last night...
With that kind of weapon - the only "fire" you'd get would be the proverbial "backfire" :)