So I don't think I previously got around to mentioning that when I flew out to CA from NC, I wore my Jedi Mind Trick hat. It's a NAS Alameda ball cap with scrambled eggs on the brim, which was given to me as a souvenir when I attended the base closing ceremonies in, uh, 1997 I think. Flying wearing that cap turns out to be interesting.
[walks up to security checkpoint]
[screener's eyes go to cap]
And at this point, you can almost hear the Jedi Mind Trick at work:
-- You don't need to screen me. --
-- I can board my flight. --
-- Move along. --
I don't need to screen you.
You can go ahead and board, sir.
Move along.
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