When a Hummer just isn't big enough....

[unixronin]

...you can always reveal yourself as a REAL idiot by buying one of these.

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[tww1fa]

Ya know, I can understand someone wanting an H1. After all, it does have capabilities that are beyond any other production SUV. But the H2 is the ultimate poseur vehicle. A Chevy Tahoe with a boxy body... big deal.

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

Exactly. The H1 is at least a highly capable vehicle; the H2 is a Suburban for poseurs.

Comment seen in a letter to Car & Driver:
"The H2 isn't 'thinking outside the box'.  The H2 IS the box."

We've taken to calling them Hummer-be's.