"It's not so much that I hate my life, as that I find the Universe's current implementation of it deeply unsatisfactory.¹"
[1] See also: "It's 2008. We're supposed to be launching manned missions to the outer solar system by now. And where the !(*%&($% is my flying car?²"
[2] No, the Möller Volantor doesn't qualify. How many decades of development and he still can't fly it off a safety tether? And I don't want to know what its fuel consumption is. I already have a pretty good idea what its noise level must be — eight Wankel engines driving ducted fans?