$RECRUITER wrote, in email:
Recently on national job board you indicated your interest in jobs with the following skillset:
Java, J2EE, Linux, JBoss, and Tomcat
No I damned well did not, you lying sack of shit. I have experience with precisely one of those, and it shouldn't be a hard guess which one. (Hint: It's orthogonal to the other four.) Do you really think you're going to get my interest or get me to work through you when you start out by trying to feed me an obvious bald-faced lie?