So, SCO has been hacked. Lest they wake up and fix it, the altered banner on www.sco.com is preserved here for posterity:

Update:
The site was apparently fixed mere minutes after I grabbed it. Guess I got there just in time. Of course, doubtless Darl McBride will try to spin this in court as further evidence that Linux is evil. (Hey, there's a connection, in his mind... probably the one with the flashing neon dollar signs on it.)